Mama don't preach

One of the funnier things I've read lately. Madonna is unhappy that her daughter is wearing tight pants. “My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans so tight she can’t bend her knees in them,” she was quoted as saying. “I have a go at her and say, ‘Can’t you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don’t want to see your butt crack when you bend over.’”

Hee hee.

This from a woman who inspired a generation of girls to dress, well, un-like a virgin.

Who's that girl?

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Tip your blogger

For anyone looking to buy me that special something...

That Batmobile would look mighty fine cruising down 635...

I'm just saying.

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=39065&in_page_id=7&in_a_source=

Edit: I apologize that the link I included above currently also features an image of Harry Potter's butt (Daniel Radcliffe's, actually). However, it's cool that he's in Equus, a great play that I was in myself, in college (though not in the same role). If you've gotten to this blog by searching the Internet for "Harry Potter's butt," well, you're likely to be disappointed on many levels. But click the Amazon link on the right and buy something before you leave. Thanks.

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He zigs, he zags...

I take it back. I was rooting for poor Wally, but am annoyed at the whole fake-out here. Because, you know, the whole idea that Wally is playing a video game with an avatar that looks so much like him as to be perfectly indistinguishable from the "real thing" is just annoying. Bleh. I liked the Comics Curmudgeon's take on this (third item). He's referring to other depressing developments in Funky Winkerbean, including a band leader losing his hearing and a character dealing with cancer.

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Funny. Those don't look like chihuahuas to me!

Possibly due in part to some basement construction, a New York City KFC/Taco Bell was swarmed by rats today. Maybe they should play up the incident with cute little rats who just love to eat gorditos. They could befriend the old "You quiero Taco Bell" dog and form a close little family. He could talk about his days of grandeur as a TV star and complain about the horrible, forgettable Taco Bell commercials that followed his departure, when Taco Bell foolishly got rid of the ad agency that had brought him to fame. Or maybe not.

You can read the story here. I'm reproducing it below for posterity since those Excite links don't seem to last too long.

Rats Run Wild in KFC-Taco Bell in N.Y.

By VERENA DOBNIK

NEW YORK (AP) - A dozen rats were caught on video scurrying around the floor of a New York City KFC/Taco Bell restaurant early Friday, running between counters and tables and climbing on children's high chairs.

News crews flocked to the windows of the Greenwich Village neighborhood restaurant, which hadn't opened for the day. By midmorning, the footage was all over the Internet and television news shows, with onlookers giving a play-by-play from the sidewalk as the rodents moved about.

"He's coming for his close-up," one bystander said as a rat came near the window.

Employees came to work, but no customers were allowed in as health inspectors arrived.

There was no answer at the phone number displayed in neon on the store window below the words "We Deliver."

"This is completely unacceptable and is an absolute violation of our high standards," KFC and Taco Bell said in a statement. "This restaurant has been closed and we are addressing the issue with the franchise owner. We will not allow this store to reopen until is it completely resanitized and given a clean bill of health."

The chains said construction in the basement on Thursday "temporarily escalated the situation."

The city Department of Health had inspectors at the site on Friday, said department spokeswoman Sara Markt. She said the restaurant had passed inspection in December, but a violation was issued to the restaurant owner about "evidence of rats" - which meant only droppings at the time.

Markt said the owner of the franchise is listed with the department as ADF Fifth Operating Corp.

Rats have long been a problem in New York City, with such a dense population and such a large and readily available food supply for the rodents. They are frequently scampering through subway tunnels, rooting through trash, dashing across parks and burrowing into the walls of apartment buildings.

But it is rare to see so many rats congregating in one place in such public view.

Yum Brands Inc., based in Louisville, Ky., owns the Taco Bell and KFC chains.

Last week, it was reported that Taco Bell sales had slumped after a widely publicized E. coli scare, but that international sales helped Yum Brands in the company's fourth quarter.

The E. coli outbreak late last year caused more than 70 Taco Bell customers to become ill. Federal officials said in December that the most likely source of the illnesses was lettuce. Taco Bell took precautions by changing its suppliers of lettuce and cheese in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Delaware.

In this image made from video rats move around inside a KFC-Taco Bell restaurant in Greenwich Village in New York, Friday, Feb. 23, 2007. (AP Photo/Rafael Garcia Jr. via APTN)

Copyright 2007 Associated Press. All right reserved.

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And the laugh riot that is Funky Winkerbean continues

On the one hand, I salute Tom Batiuk's continued willingness to address real-life drama and pain head-on. On the other hand, I pretty much prefer to turn to the comics to escape depressing news. I've felt like poor Wally has had death's hand on his shoulder ever since he was called back into active duty, especially with the arrival of little Wally and all. When Tuesday's strip had him proposing that, instead of calling the baby "little Wally," they should call him "old, original Wally" and the baby "new, improved Wally," I had a feeling that they were leading up to a clearer distinction of "dead Wally" and "orphaned Wally" instead.

But I hope he pulls through.

And I'll be back to read the strip again tomorrow, which I guess is what Batiuk wants.

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Math T-shirt

I'm not sure what prompted it, but I came up with an idea for a T-shirt last night. One day, I might even buy this for myself.

But probably not.

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