This just in. Scientists have discovered new red and blue rings around Uranus. Any guesses on how many late night talk show hosts will make cracks about this in their monologues tonight?
I'm going to guess that Leno did. I'm going to say Conan and Letterman took the high road and did not. I'm going to guess no one cares about Jimmy Kimmel or Craig Kilborn. And I'm going to say that Jon Stewart did.
Red & blue rings...veins and arteries...
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